rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
crabstickzproductions: i miss my mum so im sending her emails like this:- i miss u, i miss ur smile and i still shed a tear every once and a while
My Graduation speech- Goodbye bitch suck ass tit bag town that destroyed my life. You will not be missed.
comealongpondd: slytherinmarauder: powerofvoodoo: oh god here’s Britain We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
frankieroisunderyourbed: i think that being a fall out boy and my chemical romance fan at the same time was the best and the worst decision of all my life
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: thisbrunetteslife: In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with? “Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.” Why is the source...
bertmacklin-fbi: New goals: Finish Arrested Development Rewatch The Office season 3 and 8 Rewatch Parks and Rec season 4 Finish New Girl Finish The Mindy Project Rewatch SNL season 30
perriespandzaynsd: I wish more people could relax when it comes to shipping… Like there are so many non-Zerrie shippers who are so hostile over Zerrie, it’s frightening..Like I can’t have a civil conversation with them because they’re so angry…But if you don’t like Perrie Edwards, why do you keep up with Zerrie? And why do you post about the relationship everyday? Like you’re going to have a...
auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS i
amoreinfinito: I started watching the office during a really difficult point in my life and it constantly helped laugh through really tough times. it’s insane to see how different I am from how I was when I started watching the show. I like this person a lot more.
bertmacklin-fbi: helloelloh: omg and when Dwight called Pam his best friend HOW COULD I FORGET I WAS BAWLING
halpertjames: Can The Office fandom have a group conference room meeting right now… or?
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
alexqaskarth: danisonotfire: “Dan is the good looking one” what I’m sorry what did you just say well here I’ll prove you that both of them are perfect come on bbc show me what you got Actually they clearly said they’re both attractive and it was a joke.
discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
essay-storage: fleaz: can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys I’m here!
weedharvest: well anyway its time to go help a friend with his wood. theres no hidden meaning there he needs some wood moved.
Have you ever just.. missed a song? Like you haven’t listened to it in a while and you just miss it.
intensioniall: i feel like i need to talk about niall’s handwriting its like a princess
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
amazzingphils: [whispers] day in a life of dan and phil: london edition
imthejesusofsuburbia: the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
You know when your in so many fandoms and you can’t decide which one to spend the day fangirling over. that’s the real struggle.
pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I mean, really? I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. scared