I just told my girlfriends mom to call her a weenie
my mom just called me a weenie
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
gotta keep an eye out for selener
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
how is there even a person so perfect.
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
- mom: how are your grades this semester?
- me: mother what's important is that we have our health
this is the most important gif on the INTERNET